Politics
Tweet Tales From Dead Kenyan Leaders
After a Kenyan On Twitter impersonator of Jimmy Wanjigi went viral for tweeting via a parody account that the tycoon was going to buy Eliud Kipchoge a private jet, allegations that Wanjigi has since refuted, another person or individuals has resurrected murdered Foreign Affairs Minister Robert Ouko, First president Jomo Kenyatta, The father of opposition, Jaramogi Oginga Odinga, Trade Unionist Tom Mboya and many others.
Here are sampled tweets from these long dead leaders expressing what is perceived to be their ‘opinions’ on the current State of Affairs and their personal life.
You should've used a condom my G. https://t.co/lfGPPh1gTs
— Jaramogi Oginga Odinga (@JARAMOGl) October 16, 2019
I'm so tired of looking like an unfit parent
— H.E Jomo Kenyatta the Founding Father (@JomoKenyattaFF) October 15, 2019
Ok, ok…noted https://t.co/ZidnZtB0PL
— H.E Jomo Kenyatta the Founding Father (@JomoKenyattaFF) October 15, 2019
How niggas used to dress…??…. pic.twitter.com/ALzfvjqkeb
— Gorge Saitoti (@GorgeSaitoti) October 16, 2019
Too bad you couldnt calculate your death date fahm https://t.co/Zjkfs0XH40
— Bildad Kaggia (@kaggia_bildad) October 16, 2019
Hello @Emilio_Kibakii, I am not anticipating your arrival any time soon.
Lucy's coochie slaps like Kidero though.
— Kijana Wamalwa (@KijanaWamalwa) October 16, 2019
I'm lonely in hell
— Samuel Kivuitu (@SamwelKivitu) October 16, 2019
Thanks to everybody for the love,pretty late though.
If u did that 30 yrs ago,I’d be president— H.E Jaramogi Oginga Odinga (@JaramogiOginga) October 16, 2019
First Lady more like First THOTS
— Tom Mboya (@ThomasMboya30) October 16, 2019
They did my nigga Saitoti dirty ?
Y’all want the tea?— H.E Jaramogi Oginga Odinga (@JaramogiOginga) October 16, 2019
Aight come kill me again bitch https://t.co/V64ldnWgwe
— Tom Mboya (@ThomasMboya30) October 16, 2019
Y,all ungrateful cunts couldn't hit me up when the photo was being taken. https://t.co/US0D5l96Or
— Dedan Kimathi Waciuri (@WaciuriDedan) October 16, 2019
Tom, you were a brilliant guy. But why tf did you associate yourself with Jomo?
— Idi Amin Dada (@Idi_AminDada) October 16, 2019
Talk about Saitoti?..I went to heaven without my hands bro I couldn't even greet the ancestors ? https://t.co/9dfgre3qlH
— Chris Musando Chege (@ChegeMusando) October 16, 2019
Niggas will love you then hate you cause they can't be you#MboyaTheOG https://t.co/zi2VPEcZYC
— Pio Gama Pinto (@RealGama254) October 16, 2019
When did you have a taste of my coochie??dickhead. https://t.co/FfRsyAdJem
— Lucy Kibaki (@LucyKibakii) October 16, 2019
The tweets are many and has attracted huge mixed reactions from kenyans on twitter. Here are a few of the reactions.
Tom mboya amejipeana ni parody ya city boy
— Grand Meista (@Iam_meista) October 16, 2019
Nigga behind those accounts will have dozen of fans then he'll start making crass jokes.
— Hon Kuria (@OptaHos) October 16, 2019
Hizo accounts, wangetufeed na content pole pole sio eeeeveryything at once
— Baby Wĩtũ (@karigoh) October 16, 2019
Wakikujia mwenye hizo accounts wasikujie pia sisi wa kuLMFAO pekee buana.
— FettyWaf1738 (@Wafunya) October 16, 2019
mnaharibu sasa mkiget vulgar na hizo accounts….si mtweet kama jimmy
— sir-rap-alot (@OsamaOtero) October 16, 2019
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