Bedroom Disaster: ‘Billionaire’ Lawyer’s Manhood Bitten In Wild Love Triangle Horror

NAIROBI — Self-proclaimed “billionaire” lawyer Raymond Ndunga is nursing more than just a wounded ego after a bedroom encounter turned into a bloody nightmare when his girlfriend allegedly transformed his manhood into a late-night snack in what sources close to the scandal are calling “the bite heard across Kileleshwa.”

The flamboyant attorney, known for his flashy lifestyle and frequent social media boasts about his wealth, is currently recovering at Coptic Hospital after what he describes as a savage attack where his paramour, Sylvia Omulo (known as Sly Nnard), reportedly bit off a chunk of his prized possession during what should have been a passionate encounter at his upscale Kileleshwa apartment.

“She chewed my dick like jaba,” lamented the lawyer in a series of explosive and increasingly graphic social media posts that have set Nairobi’s elite gossiping overtime. “My dick is now damaged… When will I have sex again?” he woefully questioned, sharing what he claims are actual photos of his injured appendage to his shocked followers.

According to his neighbors at Mideya Apartments, residents were awakened by blood-curdling screams around midnight. “We thought someone was being murdered,” said one neighbor who requested anonymity. “Then we saw the lawyer being carried out with blood-soaked pants while a woman was being restrained by security guards. It was like a scene from a horror movie!”

According to Ndunga, who previously made headlines for allegedly slapping his ex-wife Doris ten times last year, the bedroom nightmare was just the beginning of his troubles. While he was bleeding profusely from his injured member, Sylvia allegedly snatched his phone and transferred “all his money” to herself before attempting a dramatic escape with her sister Mitchell and daughter Asia.

“After leaving me half dead, Sylvia quickly took my phone and sent all the money to herself,” Ndunga claimed in his typical melodramatic fashion, adding that his quick-thinking friend Simeo Ochieng rushed him to hospital while security guards prevented the women from escaping in an Uber that was suspiciously already waiting outside.

In what must have been an awkward medical examination, Ndunga revealed with surprising candor: “When I reached the hospital, all the doctors who were attending to my dick were beautiful ladies. Wueh. Waliguza na ikajam kuamka!”

The lawyer, who recently disclosed he’s battling cancer, claims the attack came after he discovered text messages between Sylvia and a mysterious man saved as “Warra” in her phone. “I saw something strange on Sly’s WhatsApp. She was talking with a guy called ‘Warra’ but deleting texts. I was quiet,” he revealed, suggesting infidelity may have been the spark that ignited this explosive situation.

Sources close to Sylvia paint a different picture, however. “Ray has been controlling and manipulative,” claimed a friend of Omulo who spoke on condition of anonymity. “He constantly flaunted his money and expected her to be at his beck and call. What happened was unfortunate, but there are always two sides to every story.”

The situation allegedly escalated when Ndunga brought his daughter Tillett to stay at his apartment. “Apparently, Sly became jealous when my daughter was here. She expected me to treat her daughter better than Tillett!” he fumed, adding that Mitchell made “nasty comments” about his daughter that pushed him over the edge.

Following the incident, the women were reportedly detained at Kileleshwa Police Station in a scene that witnesses describe as “pure drama,” with Ndunga claiming Sylvia’s mother Catherine Mbaika rushed to the hospital to pay his bills in a desperate attempt to persuade him to drop the charges.

“Her mom knelt down and started crying for forgiveness saying that they had no money at home and the matter should not reach the court. She started calling me, ‘my son, forgive us please…’,” he wrote, apparently unmoved by the mother’s pleas.

This isn’t the first time the lawyer has courted controversy. Known for his explosive temper and larger-than-life persona, Ndunga has frequently used social media to air his dirty laundry. Last year, he admitted to slapping his ex-wife in another scandal that rocked Nairobi’s social circles.

Now, as he recovers from his injuries, Ndunga has vowed to never date single mothers again, declaring dramatically: “I will never ever date a single mother. They never have any good intentions,” and warning his followers, “Awuoro experience mar Single mothers on tactics on how to grab and chew Billionaire’s dick! En wach malich ainya!”

The incident has left Ndunga walking in an unusual manner, as he colorfully described in his native dialect: “Sahizi naatembea tu legs ikiwa 10 Kilometres apart!”

Police investigations are reportedly ongoing, with the lawyer promising to pursue charges despite the settlement attempts. “Does this woman know that by the time I am with her in Court, she will be leaving for Lang’ata?” he threatened, referring to the women’s prison.

Meanwhile, beauticians and hairdressers across Nairobi can’t get enough of the juicy scandal. “This is better than any telenovela,” laughed one salon owner in Kilimani. “Everyone is talking about the lawyer whose girlfriend took a bite out of his pride. It’s the perfect cautionary tale about mixing money, jealousy, and bedroom affairs!”

As Ndunga continues his recovery, Nairobi’s gossip mills churn overtime, with social media ablaze with memes and jokes about the lawyer’s predicament, proving once again that when it comes to scandal in Kenya’s high society, truth is always stranger—and more painful—than fiction.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​